False Alarm | 虚惊一场

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Years ago, while attending a dinner party hosted by friends, the hostess served a delicious mushroom sauce. After the meal, a small amount was left over, and the hostess decided to let her pregnant cat enjoy the treat as well. The guests felt this was a kind gesture, showing the cat was part of the family.

The sauce was the highlight of the evening's conversation. Everyone praised its taste, and the hostess beamed with pride. One guest remarked that toadstools looked much like mushrooms but were toxic, joking about how funny it would be if the sauce had been made from those instead.

As if on cue, the cat began crying and squirming on the floor, clutching its belly. The hostess exclaimed, "Oh my God, it's the mushroom sauce!"

In a panic, we all rushed to the emergency room. After explaining we had eaten "poisonous mushrooms," we underwent stomach pumping—an extremely unpleasant experience.

When we returned, the cat was lying peacefully on the floor, looking up at us. She had given birth to kittens.

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