Mr. Jones had a few days' holiday, so he decided to go to the mountains by train.
He put on his best clothes, took a small bag, and boarded the train. He wore a beautiful hat and often leaned out of the window to admire the mountain views during the journey. Suddenly, the wind blew his hat off.
Mr. Jones quickly took his old bag and threw it out of the window as well.
The other passengers in the carriage laughed. "Is your bag going to bring your beautiful hat back?" they asked.
"No," Mr. Jones replied, "but there's no name or address in my hat, while there is on the bag. Someone will find them together and send both back to me."