Would You Marry Me Again? | 你会再嫁给我一次吗?

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One evening, impressed by a meat entree his wife had prepared, the husband asked, "What did you marinate this in?"

The wife dropped her fork and launched into a heartfelt speech about how much she loved him and how life wouldn't be the same without him.

Seeing his confused expression, she inquired, "What did you ask me?"

When he repeated his question, she laughed and said, "I thought you asked me if I would marry you again!"

Later, as she was cleaning up the kitchen, the husband called out, "Hey, Hon, WOULD you marry me again?"

Without hesitation, she replied, "Vinegar and barbecue sauce."

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