What Type of Tracks? | 这是什么动物的足迹?

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Two lawyers were out hunting when they came upon a pair of tracks. After a close examination, the first lawyer declared them to be deer tracks. The second lawyer disagreed, insisting they must be elk tracks.

They were still arguing when the train hit them.

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