A man was pulled over by a police officer while driving. He rolled down his window and asked, "Is there a problem, Officer?"
The officer replied, "No problem at all. I observed your safe driving and am pleased to award you a $5,000 Safe Driver Award. Congratulations. What do you plan to do with the money?"
After a moment's thought, the driver said, "Well, I guess I'll go get that driver's license."
The woman in the passenger seat then told the officer, "Oh, don't pay attention to him — he gets smart when he's drunk and stoned."
A man from the back seat added, "I TOLD you we wouldn't get far in a stolen car!"
At that moment, a knock came from the trunk, and a muffled voice asked, "Are we over the border yet?"