Sales | 销售

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An elderly woman was seated next to the Pope on a plane during a storm. The aircraft was being violently rocked by severe turbulence.

Fearing for her life, the kindly old lady turned to her papal neighbor and pleaded, "Father, surely you can do something about this."

To which the Pope replied, "Sorry, lady. I'm in sales, not management."

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