A group of friends separated into pairs for a day of deer hunting. That night, one hunter returned alone, staggering under the weight of a huge buck.
"Where's Harry?" asked another hunter.
"He fainted a couple of miles up the trail," Harry's partner replied.
"You left him lying there alone and carried the deer back?"
"It was a tough decision," said the hunter. "But I figured no one is going to steal Harry."