Safe and Sound | 安然无恙

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A group of friends separated into pairs for a day of deer hunting. That night, one hunter returned alone, staggering under the weight of a huge buck.

"Where's Harry?" asked another hunter.

"He fainted a couple of miles up the trail," Harry's partner replied.

"You left him lying there alone and carried the deer back?"

"It was a tough decision," said the hunter. "But I figured no one is going to steal Harry."

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