Girl: "Forgive me father, for I have sinned."
Priest: "What have you done, my child?"
Girl: "I called a man a son of a bitch."
Priest: "Why did you call him that?"
Girl: "Because he touched my hand."
Priest: "Like this?" (He touches her hand.)
Girl: "Yes, father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call a man a son of a bitch."
Girl: "Then he touched my breast."
Priest: "Like this?" (He touches her breast.)
Girl: "Yes, father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."
Girl: "Then he took off my clothes, father."
Priest: "Like this?" (He takes off her clothes.)
Girl: "Yes, father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."
Girl: "Then he... stuck his, you know what, into my, you know where."
Priest: "Like this?" (He proceeds to do so.)
Girl: "YES FATHER! YES FATHER! YES FATHER!!!"
Priest: (After a few minutes) "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."
Girl: "But father... he had AIDS!"
Priest: "THAT SON OF A BITCH!!!"