S.O.B. | 伪善的尺度

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Girl: "Forgive me father, for I have sinned."

Priest: "What have you done, my child?"

Girl: "I called a man a son of a bitch."

Priest: "Why did you call him that?"

Girl: "Because he touched my hand."

Priest: "Like this?" (He touches her hand.)

Girl: "Yes, father."

Priest: "That's no reason to call a man a son of a bitch."

Girl: "Then he touched my breast."

Priest: "Like this?" (He touches her breast.)

Girl: "Yes, father."

Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."

Girl: "Then he took off my clothes, father."

Priest: "Like this?" (He takes off her clothes.)

Girl: "Yes, father."

Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."

Girl: "Then he... stuck his, you know what, into my, you know where."

Priest: "Like this?" (He proceeds to do so.)

Girl: "YES FATHER! YES FATHER! YES FATHER!!!"

Priest: (After a few minutes) "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."

Girl: "But father... he had AIDS!"

Priest: "THAT SON OF A BITCH!!!"

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