Doctor's Visit | 医生问诊

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A man came home from work to find his wife admiring her breasts in the mirror.

"What are you doing?" he asked.

"I went to the doctor today," she replied. "He told me I have the breasts of a 25-year-old."

The husband retorted, "Well, what did he say about your 50-year-old ass?"

"Frankly, dear," she replied, "your name never came up."

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