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I Wish I Were a Newspaper | 我愿是一份报纸

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beginner dialogue humor lifestyle marriage short-story
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Wife (to her husband, who reads the newspaper all day): I wish I were a newspaper so I'd be in your hands all day.

Husband: I wish that too, so I could change you daily.

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