lawyer-joke
9 篇Consultation Fee | 咨询费
A butcher gets a lawyer to pay for meat stolen by his unleashed dog, only to later receive an inv...
33 阅读Excess Billing Hours | 超额计费工时
A lawyer receives VIP treatment in heaven because St. Peter calculates his billed hours to equate...
34 阅读Lawyers Take Everything | 律师拿走一切
A courtroom anecdote where a seemingly destitute defendant reveals that despite winning the case,...
27 阅读How Many Lawyers? | 需要多少位律师?
A classic joke that humorously critiques the legal profession by subverting a common riddle forma...
34 阅读The Lawyer's Death Certificate | 律师的死亡证明
A defense attorney questions a coroner's procedures for certifying death, only to receive a sarca...
30 阅读The Lawyer's Answer | 律师的回答
A story about balloonists lost in fog who receive a technically correct but useless answer from a...
34 阅读Lawyers on a Light Bulb | 灯泡与律师
A classic joke satirizing the perceived high cost of legal services through a simple light bulb a...
35 阅读Consultation Fees | 咨询费
A butcher gets a lawyer to pay for meat stolen by his unleashed dog, only to later receive a $100...
29 阅读Law, Schmaw! | 律师?呵呵!
Two young boys at the zoo discuss their fathers' professions. When one reveals his father is a la...
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