lawyer-joke
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Consultation Fee | 咨询费

A butcher gets a lawyer to pay for meat stolen by his unleashed dog, only to later receive an inv...

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Excess Billing Hours | 超额计费工时

A lawyer receives VIP treatment in heaven because St. Peter calculates his billed hours to equate...

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Lawyers Take Everything | 律师拿走一切

A courtroom anecdote where a seemingly destitute defendant reveals that despite winning the case,...

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How Many Lawyers? | 需要多少位律师?

A classic joke that humorously critiques the legal profession by subverting a common riddle forma...

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The Lawyer's Death Certificate | 律师的死亡证明

A defense attorney questions a coroner's procedures for certifying death, only to receive a sarca...

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The Lawyer's Answer | 律师的回答

A story about balloonists lost in fog who receive a technically correct but useless answer from a...

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Lawyers on a Light Bulb | 灯泡与律师

A classic joke satirizing the perceived high cost of legal services through a simple light bulb a...

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Consultation Fees | 咨询费

A butcher gets a lawyer to pay for meat stolen by his unleashed dog, only to later receive a $100...

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Law, Schmaw! | 律师?呵呵!

Two young boys at the zoo discuss their fathers' professions. When one reveals his father is a la...

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