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Down to Hell | 下地狱去
An old lady in heaven is horrified by the painful process of getting wings and a halo, so she dec...
Religious Cruise | 宗教游轮
A joke about three clergymen's contrasting priorities during a shipwreck with children aboard. | ...
Cooking With Cannibals | 食人族烹饪记
Two cannibals discuss cooking techniques, with one complaining about tough "missionaries" until t...
The First Christmas Joke | 圣诞第一笑
Three men must present a Christmas symbol to enter heaven. The first uses a lighter as a candle, ...
The Ecopalian | 被吓破胆的圣公会教徒
A joke about three clergymen on a turbulent flight. While a Catholic and a Jew calmly attribute t...
Sales | 销售
A story about an old woman on a turbulent flight who asks the Pope for help, only to receive a wi...
Did Noah Fish? | 诺亚在方舟上钓鱼了吗？
A Sunday school student humorously points out the impracticality of Noah fishing on the Ark due t...
Reason | 理由
A teacher asks why George Washington's father didn't punish him for chopping down the cherry tree...
Band Stand | 乐队指挥台
This is a classic English pun that plays on the double meaning of "bandstand" (a platform for a b...
Big Hands | 大手
A teacher poses a hypothetical math question about oranges, but the student gives a literal and h...
Sex Positions | 性爱体位
A humorous anecdote from a Sex Ed class where a student's simple answer to a question about sexua...
Pretty or Ugly? | 漂亮还是丑陋？
A mother asks her son if she is pretty or ugly. He gives a clever, double-meaning answer that hum...
De-nephew | 侄子谐音
A new mother's brother names her twins Denise and De-nephew, the latter being a pun on "the nephe...
I Must Have Somebody Else's Pants On | 我肯定是穿着别人的裤子
A student gives a humorous, literal answer to a simple math problem about finding money in pocket...
Mushroom or Toadstool? | 蘑菇还是毒蕈？
A humorous dialogue where an older scout gives a perilously practical, if dangerous, method for d...
Who Is Stupid? | 谁愚蠢
A teacher asks students who think they're stupid to stand up. Little Johnny stands, not because h...
Coffee Breaks | 咖啡休息时间
A short, humorous joke in a Q&A format, playing on a stereotype about blondes and workplace train...
Horsing Around | 马背上的玩笑
Three friends at a bar share suspicions of their wives' infidelity, with the first two citing tra...
Best Memory | 最佳记忆
Three men compete over who has the best memory, with the final claim humorously implying a comple...
The 12-Inch Cure | 十二英寸疗法
A man cures his stutter through a drastic surgical recommendation, only to face unintended conseq...