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The Blonde in the Doctor's Office | 医生办公室里的金发女郎
A woman complains of full-body pain. When asked to point to the painful spots, she hurts herself ...
Mama Needs A New Pair of Shoes | 妈妈需要一双新鞋
A determined blonde, unwilling to pay for alligator shoes, decides to catch her own alligator in ...
The Fly Repellent | 驱蝇妙招
A customer inquires about the secret to a fly-free cafe, and the waiter humorously reveals that t...
He Made His Own Lunch | 午饭是他自个做的
Three construction workers on the 30th floor vow to jump if they get the same lunch again. The ne...
Why Is He Howling? | 他为何嚎叫？
A patient howls at the dentist not because of dental pain, but because the dentist is accidentall...
Always Thirsty | 总感口渴
A man tells his friend that a sponge was left inside him after an operation, leading to constant ...
The Formula for Water | 水的分子式
A humorous classroom exchange where a student misunderstands the teacher's explanation of water's...
Much Worse | 那就更糟了
A man explains to a policeman that he didn't shout during a robbery to avoid revealing his gold t...
I Thought I Had Gone Deaf | 我还以为我聋了
A farmer, relieved to learn his wife fell out of the car, had mistaken her absence for his own de...
Three Surgeons | 三位外科医生
Three surgeons boast about their miraculous surgeries, each claiming to have restored a patient t...
Competition | 竞赛
A humorous dialogue where Jon reveals he won a gold watch in a race involving only three particip...
I Could Do It Slower | 我可以干得慢一些
A patient questions a dentist's high fee for a quick tooth extraction, to which the dentist humor...
Thirteen and Fourteen | 十三与十四
A curious man peeks into an asylum where residents are chanting "Thirteen!", only to get poked in...
The Talking Clock | 会说话的钟
A student demonstrates his "talking clock"—a gong—to friends in his new apartment, only to have a...
The Mean Man's Party | 吝啬鬼的待客之道
A notorious cheapskate instructs a friend to use his elbow and foot to ring the doorbell and open...
The Incompetent Lawyer | 不称职的律师
A lawyer stops a mental competency exam after two questions because he doesn't know the answer to...
The Lawyer and the Engineer | 律师与工程师
A lawyer and an engineer, both on vacation after receiving full insurance payouts for their destr...
The Silent Gas Problem | 无声的排气问题
An old lady complains to her doctor about frequent but silent and odorless flatulence. After taki...
A Brain Transplant | 大脑移植
A patient is quoted vastly different prices for a psychologist's brain versus a politician's brai...
Falling Down | 他一定是在吹牛
A man boasts about an impossibly tall building in his country, claiming his friend took 72 hours ...