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Alligator Shoes | 鳄鱼皮鞋
A woman determined to get cheap alligator shoes decides to hunt her own alligator, only to comica...
A Kiss | 一个吻
A speaker at a dinner receives a note with "KISS" from his wife, which a guest interprets as an a...
Mama Needs A New Pair of Shoes | 妈妈需要一双新鞋
A determined blonde, unwilling to pay for alligator shoes, decides to catch her own alligator in ...
Only One Instance | 唯一的实例
Henry Beecher wittily responds to an insulting letter containing only the word "Fool" by humorous...
Fat Man and Thin Man | 胖人与瘦人
A thin man and a fat man exchange sharp, ironic remarks about each other's appearance, implying a...
Chinglish Collection | 中式英语大搜罗
A humorous collection of classic Chinglish phrases and anecdotes, showcasing literal translations...
Fast Asleep | 酣然入梦
A co-worker missing for hours is found fast asleep by the boss, who leaves a humorous yet pointed...
I Always Do | 我总是如此
A worker humorously explains his dismissal by claiming his foreman felt threatened when others mi...
Is That Clock Right? | 这钟准吗？
A doorman tired of being asked the time puts up a clock, only to find people now question its acc...
Ground Rules | 课堂基本原则
A teacher humorously sets a ground rule: students may check their watches during his potentially ...
Not All Cut Off | 并非全剪掉
An employee cleverly defends getting a haircut during work hours by arguing his hair grows on com...
Three Doctors at Heaven's Gate | 三位医生在天堂门口
Three doctors present their credentials to St. Peter at heaven's gate. The punchline humorously i...
What to Borrow? | 他到底想借什么
Mr. Johnson cleverly asks to borrow a tennis racket after confirming Mr. Smith will be using his ...
A Backhanded Compliment | 一句“恭维”话
A boy defends his behavior to his angry mother by claiming he paid a girl a compliment at the dan...
Three Surgeons | 三位外科医生
Three surgeons boast about their miraculous surgeries, each claiming to have restored a patient t...
Worn Out? | 还没穿破？
A recruit argues with a quartermaster for new shoes, claiming his current pair is so thin-soled h...
It Depends | 看情况
A traveler asks if he can catch a train, and the ticket agent humorously replies that it depends ...
Be Careful What You Wish For | 慎重许愿
A fairy grants a loving couple one wish each on their 60th birthday. The wife wishes for world tr...
What's Your Name? | 你叫什么名字？
A strict officer named Stone intimidates new recruits. When asking names, the last soldier nervou...
Two English Jokes | 英语小幽默两则
Two short humorous dialogues. The first involves a logical paradox about an all-purpose solvent, ...