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Who's More Polite? | 谁更有礼貌？
A fat man and a skinny man debate politeness, each citing their own courteous gestures. | 一个胖子和一个...
When Enemy Soldiers Attack | 当敌兵来袭时
A sergeant quizzes a soldier, Jose, on how he would handle increasingly large groups of attacking...
Perhaps Not | 为何没有牡蛎
A humorous dialogue where a customer questions the absence of oysters in oyster stew, and the wai...
A Dead Fly | 一只死苍蝇
A customer complains about a dead fly in his soup, and the waiter humorously attributes its death...
Doctor Swift and the Boy | 斯威夫特博士与小厮
Dr. Swift teaches a rude delivery boy a polite lesson by role-playing the proper way to present a...
Nothing | 没什么
A man repeatedly asks a hotel servant for glasses of water late at night. After half an hour, the...
Moses and Jesus | 摩西与耶稣
A burglar is repeatedly warned by a mysterious voice while stealing. He discovers the speaker is ...
Good News and Bad News | 好消息与坏消息
A pastor humorously tells his congregation they have enough money for a new building—because it's...
Nun to Worry About | 修女无忧
Two nuns use windshield wipers and holy water against a persistent mini-Dracula, culminating in a...
Knock Knock | 敲门笑话
A classic knock-knock joke based on a pun, where "Lettuce" sounds like "Let us." | 一个经典的英语双关语敲门笑话...
Sunday Class | 主日课堂
A humorous story about a sleepy Sunday school student, Mary, who gives correct answers only when ...
Shakespeare's Greatness | 莎士比亚的伟大
A teacher and student humorously discuss Shakespeare's greatness, with the student's witty reason...
Reason | 理由
A teacher asks why George Washington's father didn't punish him for chopping down the cherry tree...
Can His Football Come Out? | 他的足球能出来玩吗？
George wants to play with his friend Albert, but Albert's mother refuses due to the cold weather....
Buccaneers | 海盗的双关语
A young girl named Mary cleverly plays on the double meaning of "buccaneers" in a Halloween costu...
When Was Rome Built? | 罗马何时建成？
A student humorously misunderstands the idiom "Rome wasn't built in a day," interpreting it liter...
De-nephew | 侄子谐音
A new mother's brother names her twins Denise and De-nephew, the latter being a pun on "the nephe...
Udderly Hilarious: 20 Cow Jokes | 与奶牛有关的20个英语笑话
A collection of 20 pun-based jokes centered around cows, dairy, and farm life, showcasing wordpla...
Pa Won't Like It | 爸爸会不高兴的
A boy hesitates to accept a neighbor's help after an accident, repeatedly worrying his father wou...
Funny Faces | 鬼脸
A teacher warns a student making faces that his expression might freeze, only for the student to ...