Identification | 身份证明

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A man went to the village post office to collect a registered letter. The clerk refused to hand it over because the man had no identification.

The man then took a photograph of himself from his pocket, showed it to the clerk, and said, "I think this might prove who I am."

The clerk examined the photograph earnestly for a while and finally said, "Yes, that's you. No mistake. Here's your letter."

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