Massage | 按摩

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A young man lay on his back on a massage table, wearing only a towel over his groin. A young, very attractive Swedish masseuse massaged his shoulders, then his chest, gradually working her way down his torso.

As she approached the towel, the man became sexually excited. The towel began to lift, and the Swedish woman arched her eyebrows. "You wanna wank?" she asked.

"You bet," came the excited reply.

"Okay," she said. "I'll come back in ten minutes."

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