Sex Change | 性别转换

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A group of guys and one woman are at a baseball game. Impressed by her extensive knowledge of the sport, they ask her how she knows so much.

"Well," she replies, "I used to be a man and had a sex change."

The men are amazed and curious. "What was the most painful part?" one asks. "Was it when they removed your penis?"

"That was painful," she says, "but not the worst."

"Was it when they removed your testicles?"

"Also painful, but still not the worst."

"Then what was the most painful part?"

She answers, "The part that hurt the most was when they... cut my salary in half!"

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