I'm the Devil | 魔鬼的妹夫

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A woman, whose husband often came home drunk, decided to cure him of the habit. One Halloween night, she put on a devil costume and hid behind a tree to intercept him on his way home.

When her husband approached, she jumped out and stood before him, complete with red horns, a long tail, and a pitchfork.

"Who are you?" he asked.

"I'm the Devil!" she responded.

"Well, come on home with me," he said, "I married your sister!"

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