When Girls Drink Too Much | 女孩饮酒过量的那些事

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  1. We have absolutely no idea where our purse is.

  2. We believe that dancing with our arms overhead and wiggling our butt while yelling "woohoo" is truly the sexiest dance move around.

  3. We've suddenly decided that we want to kick someone's ass and honestly believe we could do it too.

  4. In our last bathroom visit, we realize that we now look more homeless than the goddess we were just four hours ago.

  5. We start crying and telling everyone we see that we love them sooooo much.

  6. We get extremely excited and jump up and down every time a new song plays because "oh my god! I love this song".

  7. We've found a deeper/spiritual side to the geek sitting next to us.

  8. We've suddenly taken up smoking and become really good at it.

  9. We yell at the bartender, who we believe cheated us by giving us just lemonade, but that's just because we can no longer taste the gin.

  10. We think we are in bed, but the pillow feels strangely like the kitchen floor (or the mop?).

  11. We fail to notice that the toilet lid's down when we sit on it.

  12. We take our shoes off because we believe it's their fault that we're having problems walking straight.

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