No matter which girls he brought home, the young man found disapproval from his mother. A friend gave him advice: "Find a girl just like your mother — then, she's bound to like her."
So the young man searched and searched, and finally found the girl. He told his friendly adviser: "Just like you said, I found a girl who looked, talked, dressed, and even cooked like mother. And just as you said, mother liked her."
"So," asked the friend, "what happened?"
"Nothing," said the young man. "My father hates her!"