A blonde and a brunette decided to rob a bank. They quickly devised a plan and put it into action.
The brunette drove up to the front of the bank. She turned to the blonde and asked, "Now, do you remember the plan?" The blonde sighed, "Yeah, yeah, I remember..." The brunette reviewed the plan once more and let the blonde out.
Before the blonde could shut the car door, the brunette yelled, "Be sure to be in and out in no more than 5 minutes!"
The blonde ran inside. The brunette waited in the car... and waited... and waited.
Finally, the blonde burst out of the bank doors, the alarm blaring loudly. She was lugging the bank safe behind her with a rope tied around it. A security guard ran out, his pants down around his ankles, fumbling for his gun. The blonde, breathing heavily, tried to load the safe into the car but gave up, dropping it. She jumped into the passenger seat as the car sped away, leaving the safe behind. The guard yelled, "Stop! Stop!"
The brunette frantically asked, "What the hell happened in there?!"
The blonde, panting, replied, "What do you mean? I followed the plan exactly!"
The brunette paused, then yelled, "YOU IDIOT! YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO TIE UP THE GUARD AND BLOW THE SAFE!"