At a dinner party, the host mentioned his high school alma mater. A guest asked if he had been there at the same time as a particular vice principal.
"I sure was!" replied the host. "He's the biggest jerk I've ever met. Did you know him too?"
"Sort of," said the guest. "My mother married him last Saturday."
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