At a court, a judge is interrogating a mugger but encounters difficulty because the mugger is a foreigner who doesn't speak English.
"Don't you speak English at all?" the judge asks.
"Only a few words," replies the mugger.
"What words do you know?"
"Your purse or your life!"
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