The teacher of a third-grade Sunday School class planned a "field trip" to the ongoing church service so her students could see what morning worship was like.
Before leaving the classroom, she thought it wise to caution them against being boisterous. To engage their attention, she asked, "And why do we need to be quiet in church?"
One bright little scholar replied immediately, "Because people are sleeping in there."
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