Upon hearing of her elderly grandfather's passing, Jenny went directly to visit her grandmother.
When she inquired about the cause of death, her grandmother explained frankly, "He had a heart attack during sex, Sunday morning!"
Horrified, Jenny remarked that engaging in such activities at the age of 94 was surely asking for trouble.
"Oh no," her grandmother replied. "We made love every Sunday morning, in time with the church bells!"
"In with the dings, out with the dongs!"
She paused to wipe away a tear, "...If it weren't for that confounded Ice Cream Truck, he'd still be alive!"