An elderly man entered a car dealership with his young wife. The owner, noticing the couple, approached to serve them personally. He couldn't help but stare at the lady, which the elderly man observed.
"May I propose a wager," said the elderly man. "If you can do everything to my wife that I can do and end up in the same condition as I do, I will pay double for the car. But if you cannot, you will give it to me for free!"
"Agreed!" said the dealership owner.
The elderly man gave his wife a passionate kiss, and the owner did the same. Then the elderly man unbuttoned her blouse and kissed her breasts. The owner followed suit. Finally, the husband unzipped his trousers, took out his penis, and bent it in half.
"What color car would you like?" asked the dealership owner.