All I Do Is Pay | 我的职责就是付钱

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"My family is just like a nation," Mr. Brown told his colleague. "My wife is the minister of finance, my mother-in-law is the minister of war, and my daughter is foreign secretary."

"Sounds interesting," his colleague replied. "And what is your position?"

"I'm the people. All I do is pay."

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