The Highway Blonde | 高速路上的金发女郎

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A blonde was driving down the highway when she cut off a truck. The truck driver motioned for her to pull over. After she did, he drew a circle on the road next to her car and said, "Don't leave this circle." He then slashed her tires.

When he returned, the blonde was giggling. "Oh, you think that's funny!" he exclaimed, and ripped the top off her convertible.

He came back again to find her laughing. Enraged, he set her car on fire.

Upon his final return, the blonde was rolling on the ground, laughing hysterically. "What is so funny?!" he demanded.

She replied, "I stepped out of the circle nine times!"

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