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I Think I'm a Chicken | 我想我是一只鸡

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absurd dialogue humor psychiatry short-story
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Psychiatrist: What's your problem?

Patient: I think I'm a chicken.

Psychiatrist: How long has this been going on?

Patient: Ever since I was an egg!

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