Here are some humorous and creative ways to respond when approached by proselytizers at your door:
- When they ask, "Can I talk to you about God?" reply, "Sure, what would you like to know?"
- Answer the door with a bloody knife and say, "I'm sorry, could you come back in a half hour? We're not done with the virgin yet."
- Answer the door with an automatic weapon and say, 'Allah be Praised!'
- Ask them for their address. When they ask why, claim you want to appear uninvited to peddle your own beliefs.
- Look smug and tell them that your God can beat up their God.
- Tell them you already have your own religion. When asked what it is, wince a little before confessing, "Er, I'm not sure if it's legal in this country."
- Have a chalk outline of a human body on the pavement, with a few copies of "The Watchtower" scattered around.
- Answer every one of their questions with, "What do you mean by that?" This might take a while, but you can have fun placing bets on how long it takes for them to leave.
- Ask them to explain the story of Elisha and the forty-two children.
- Invite them in to see your fine collection of dinosaur fossils.