Ed was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary, and his wife was furious.
She demanded, "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less than 6 seconds. AND IT BETTER BE THERE!"
The next morning, Ed left early for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and saw a gift-wrapped box in the middle of the driveway. Puzzled, she put on her robe, ran out, and brought the box inside.
She opened it to find a brand new bathroom scale.
Ed has been missing since Friday.