Keep Feeding Him Nickels | 再喂他几枚五分镍币

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A mother saw her three-year-old son put a nickel in his mouth and swallow it. She immediately picked him up, turned him upside down, and hit him on the back, whereupon he coughed up two dimes. Frantically, she called to the father outside.

"Your son just swallowed a nickel and coughed up two dimes! What should I do?"

The father yelled back, "Keep feeding him nickels!"

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