Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings, and a man answers it using the hands-free speaker function.
Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
Man: "Hello."
Woman: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
Man: "Yes."
Woman: "I'm at the mall and found a beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it okay if I buy it?"
Man: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."
Woman: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new models. I really liked one."
Man: "How much?"
Woman: "$90,000."
Man: "OK, but for that price, I want it with all the options."
Woman: "Great! Oh, and one more thing... the house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000."
Man: "Well, go ahead and offer $900,000. They'll probably take it. If not, we can go up another fifty thousand. It's a pretty good price."
Woman: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!"
Man: "Bye! I love you, too."
The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room stare at him in astonishment, mouths agape.
Then he smiles and asks, "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"