Two children lay on stretchers side by side outside the operating room, awaiting their surgeries.
The first child leaned over and asked, "What are you in here for?"
The second replied, "I'm getting my tonsils out. I'm a little nervous."
"Don't worry," said the first. "I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up, you get lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze."
"What are you here for?" the second child then asked.
"A circumcision," answered the first.
"Whoa!" exclaimed the second. "Good luck, buddy. I had that done when I was born. Couldn't walk for a year."