A man grew tired of his pet pig and tried to abandon it. However, the pig always found its way home, and the man's attempts failed repeatedly.
One day, the man drove the pig far away, taking many turns along the route before finally leaving it behind. Late that night, he called home and asked, "Has the pig returned?"
"Yes, it has," a family member replied.
The man roared into the phone, "Put the pig on the line! I'm lost!"
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