Once there was an old man who was losing his hair. When he became completely bald, he decided to cover his head with a wig.
One day, while out hunting with friends, a strong gust of wind blew his wig off. His friends saw this and burst into uncontrollable laughter.
The bald man also began to laugh just as heartily. He said to his friends, "How can I expect my fake hair to stay on when even my real hair wouldn't?"