Blonde Painting | 金发女郎的“门廊”绘画

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One day, a blonde woman leaves a tanning salon. Wanting to earn some money, she goes to an affluent neighborhood. She rings a doorbell and asks, "Hi, is there anything I could do for your house or for you?"

The man thinks for a moment and says, "Sure, you can paint my porch. You'll find all the supplies in the garage."

"Okay. How much will you pay me?" the girl asks.

The man replies, "How does fifty bucks sound?"

The blonde quickly agrees and gets straight to work. Inside the house, the wife, who overheard the conversation, remarks, "Fifty bucks? I hope she knows the porch goes all around the house!"

Twenty-five minutes later, the girl knocks on the door. "Okay, I'm done. Can I have my money now?"

Surprised, the man says, "Okay, let me get the money." He returns with the cash.

As she is leaving, the girl says, "By the way, it's a Ferrari, not a Porch!"

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