Imitate Birds | 模仿鸟儿

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A man tried to get a job in a stage show.

"What can you do?" asked the producer.

"Imitate birds," the man said.

"Are you kidding?" answered the producer. "People like that are a dime a dozen."

"Well, I guess that's that," said the actor, as he spread his arms and flew out the window.

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