The 50th Anniversary Plan | 五十周年纪念计划

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At Saint Mary's Catholic Church, a weekly marriage seminar for husbands is held. During a recent session, the priest asked Luigi, who was nearing his 50th wedding anniversary, to share his secret to a long-lasting marriage.

Luigi addressed the group: "Well, I've tried to treat her nice, spend money on her, but the best thing was taking her to Italy for our 20th anniversary!"

The priest responded, "Luigi, you are an inspiration to all the husbands here! Please tell us what you're planning for your wife for your 50th anniversary."

Luigi proudly replied, "I'm gonna go get her."

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