Moses and Jesus | 摩西与耶稣

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A burglar breaks into a house. He sees a CD player he wants and takes it. Suddenly, he hears a voice say, "Jesus is watching you." Startled, he looks around with his flashlight, muttering, "What the hell was that?" He then spots some money on a table and takes it. Once again, the voice says, "Jesus is watching you."

Hiding in a corner, he tries to locate the source of the voice. He spots a birdcage with a parrot inside! He approaches and asks, "Was that your voice?"

"Yes," the parrot replies.

"What's your name?" the burglar asks.

"Moses," says the parrot.

The burglar exclaims, "What kind of person names his bird Moses?"

The parrot replies, "The same person who names his Rottweiler 'Jesus.'"

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