One day, a little boy asked his father, "How come you named my sister Running Deer?"
The father answered, "When your sister was born, I couldn't think of a name. So I looked out the window, and that was the first thing I saw."
"Oh," said the little boy. "Is that the same reason you named my brother Flying Bird?"
The father said to his son, "Why do you ask that, Two Dogs Fucking?"