Weird Names | 奇怪的名字

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One day, a little boy asked his father, "How come you named my sister Running Deer?"

The father answered, "When your sister was born, I couldn't think of a name. So I looked out the window, and that was the first thing I saw."

"Oh," said the little boy. "Is that the same reason you named my brother Flying Bird?"

The father said to his son, "Why do you ask that, Two Dogs Fucking?"

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