The Energetic Wife | 精力旺盛的妻子

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Neighbor: I heard a loud noise in front of your house last night. What happened?

Husband: Oh, it was nothing. My wife was a bit upset and threw my overcoat out the window.

Neighbor: Your overcoat? How could that make such a loud noise?

Husband: I... I happened to be inside it.

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