A man visits a psychiatrist. To begin, the psychiatrist suggests starting with a Rorschach test.
He holds up the first inkblot image and asks, "What do you see?"
"A man and a woman making love in a park," the man replies.
The psychiatrist shows a second image. "And this one?"
"A man and a woman making love in a boat."
He then presents a third image.
"A man and a woman making love at the beach."
This pattern continues for all the remaining images; the man describes seeing a couple making love in every single one.
At the end of the test, the psychiatrist reviews his notes and concludes, "It appears you have a preoccupation with sex."
The man retorts, "Well, you're the one with all the dirty pictures."