Who Was More Polite? | 谁更礼貌

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A fat man and a skinny man were arguing about who was more polite.

The skinny man said he was more polite because he always tipped his hat to ladies. But the fat man said he was the more courteous because, whenever he got up and offered his seat, two ladies could sit down.

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