Your Horse Called | 你的马打电话来了

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A man was quietly reading his Sunday morning paper when his wife suddenly knocked him senseless from behind with a frying pan.

Man: What was that for?

Wife: Why do you have a piece of paper in your pocket with "Daisy" written on it?

Man: Oh honey, don't you remember? Two weeks ago when I went to the horseraces, "Marylou" was the name of the horse I bet on.

The wife was satisfied and apologized for hitting him.

Three days later, he was again reading the paper when he was bonked on the head once more.

Man: What's that for this time?

Wife: Your horse called.

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