Spice Up Your Marriage | 为婚姻增添情趣

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Morris complained to his friend Irving that intimacy with his wife was becoming routine and boring.

"Get creative, Morris. Break up the monotony. Why don't you try 'playing doctor' for an hour? That's what I do," said Irving.

"Sounds great," Morris replied, "but how do you make it last for an hour?"

"Just keep her in the waiting room for 45 minutes!"

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