A preschooler asked his mother, "Mom, tomorrow our teacher is going to ask who my father is. What should I say?"
The mother replied, "Just tell her that God is your father!"
The next day at school, the teacher asked him, "Who is your father?" Scratching his head, the boy was stumped.
The teacher asked again, "Who is your father?"
The child confessed, "I used to think Mr. Smith was my father. But yesterday my mother told me I am the son of someone else, and I can't remember his name!"
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