Super Model Crash | 超模坠机惊魂

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Naomi Campbell, Claudia Schiffer, and Cindy Crawford are flying to a supermodels' conference in Paris when the captain announces an emergency: "We've lost engine power and must crash-land. Assume the brace position immediately!"

The three models react in panic. Claudia pulls out lipstick and begins applying makeup. Naomi and Cindy, bewildered, ask, "Why are you fixing your makeup when we're about to crash?!"

Claudia replies, "I know for a fact that rescuers save the best-looking faces first. That's why I'm putting on makeup."

Cindy Crawford then rips open her blouse, exposing her breasts. Naomi and Claudia shout, "Cindy, have you lost your mind? Why bare your breasts now?"

Cindy responds, "I have it on good authority that in plane crashes, rescuers save women with large, beautiful breasts first. That's why I'm exposing mine."

Without hesitation, Naomi Campbell pulls down her skirt and panties. Claudia and Cindy yell, "Naomi, are you crazy? Why expose yourself?"

Calmly, Naomi replies, "Bitches, please! I know for a fact the first thing rescuers look for in a plane crash is the black box."

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