Stop Playing Games With My Heart | 别玩弄我的心

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A man walks into a post office and sees a middle-aged, balding man at the counter. He is methodically placing "Love" stamps on bright pink envelopes covered with hearts. He then takes out a perfume bottle and sprays scent all over them.

Overcome by curiosity, the observer approaches and asks what he is doing. The man replies, "I'm sending out 1,000 Valentine cards signed, 'Guess who?'"

"But why?" asks the observer.

"I'm a divorce lawyer," the man replies.

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